It's been awhile since I've shared a Best Of / Worst Of Character Moments Post. This time out, we're taking a look at the movie filled with deeply dumb protaganists: Bloody Pit of Horror
I'm going to have a bit of a time with this one, simply because I don't want to call any of 'our gang' our heroes. All of them
are... *roll eyes*
. But, we gotta list a least one, or we'll have no moments to explore.
Our 'Main' Characters:Business Suit Guy
: This would be our organizer and financier of this location photo shooting for a gothic horror novel cover.Photography Guy
: His title would make his role obvious. Technically, his name is Dermott according to IMDB. I missed where his actual name was used. I include him mostly because he actually does something to try to get help when the bad stuff starts.Travis Anderson
: Huh? Oh -- bad guy? You're sure? FINE!
Forget Travis, then... even though
he's the most interesting of the characters.Edith
: Our character seems to be a general assistant to both Business Guy and the models. She's a bit of a Girl Friday. She also has a connection to our most interesting character. In the review I called her the Final Girl, but this isn't actually accurate as she's not the only survivor -- and she doesn't do much that we would think of as Final Girl behaviors.Rick
: Rick is our ... uh *hero*. He's also apparently the author of the book for which the models are putting together the art for the jackets of. Rick is actually closer to a Final Guy, if he was the only survivor. He certainly does more than our heroine.( If the script gods weren't involved, the bad guy would've won.Collapse )--end--